I’m starting to think I need to add a new toilets category to my blog. I couldn’t resist posting about the Toto Neorest 600. While I thought my incinerating toilet was pricey in the $1,000-$1,500 range, I found the the Neorest 600 listed at $7,000, but available at the low, low discount price of $3,400 from The Factory Oulet.
As one would hope, nay, demand, this is no ordinary toilet. No sirree, it’s “The First Tankless Toilet and Integrated Washlet Cleansing System”. Sure, there’s the “gentle front-and back-aerated warm water spray, which can be regulated for preferred water pressure and temperature”. But wait, there’s more. The “technologically-advanced features include oscillating spray massage, heated seat, automatic catalytic air deodorizer, and warm air dryer”.
Even better, it recognizes your arrival, just like a pet racing to greet you at the door.
“The NEOREST’s lid automatically opens whenever an individual approaches it. If one continues to stand in front of the NEOREST, as would a man, the toilet seat automatically rises also. When the individual leaves, the NEOREST automatically flushes and the lid automatically closes.”
Wow, not only does it say hello, it waves goodbye.
As we delve into the astonishing technology powering this beast of a disposal device, we learn that it has a “revolutionary flush engine”. I’ll let you read part of the description and not say a word myself.
“During the first stage ‘Rim-Scouring Cyclonic Motion’ a nozzle located at the back of the bowl fires a high-speed stream of water that scours the rim and initiates the water’s Cyclone action.”
Perhaps we’ve read too much already. I really don’t think I need to say anything more about the “Siphonic Jet Action” and the “final rim scouring”.
I swear I’m not making this up. Go take a look for yourself.