Saddam’s WMDs Found in China

By | December 11, 2003

The best friend of one of my friends at work recently moved to China. He forwarded this photo of his new microwave oven.

Microwave with CHAOS button

I can just hear Saddam saying, “Chemical Ali, set the oven to CHAOS. Not the wimpy 0.1 kg setting. Go for the full 1 kg.” Or maybe that was Dr. Evil.

Even more frightening would be the deadly White Fungus and CHAOS combo. Clearly, a pre-emptive strike was necessary. Hopefully justice will prevail and we will restore the Popcorn setting to microwave ovens throughout the world.

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