US Defeats Portugal 3-2 in World Cup Group Play

By | June 5, 2002
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I had a dream earlier this week that the US scored three goals against Portugal. But in the first 37 minutes? Not even my dream was that good. Of course, waking up for a 2 am Pacific time start made me wonder if I really were awake. Any sleepiness was thrown off quickly, though, when… Read More »

Huh?

By | May 31, 2002
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SoccerPhone is now available in technicolor audio. It’s State Department approved, 128-bit encrypted, with 7 overhead camshafts and ready, willing, and able to monetize the eardrums of free thinking, left-handed, Quechua-speaking Tibetans in Peoria. Bring on the heathens who no knot what SoccerPhone hath rot.