Monthly Archives: May 2002

Huh?

By | May 31, 2002

SoccerPhone is now available in technicolor audio. It’s State Department approved, 128-bit encrypted, with 7 overhead camshafts and ready, willing, and able to monetize the eardrums of free thinking, left-handed, Quechua-speaking Tibetans in Peoria. Bring on the heathens who no knot what SoccerPhone hath rot.