January 12, 2003
I Google-Own Incinerator Toilet

I'm now the proud owner of the top link on Google for the search terms incinerator toilet. I thank each and every one of you who has searched on that phrase (or "incinerating toilet" or "Incinolet" or "toilet that incinerates") and then clicked through to read my story about the incinerating toilet at our cabin. Being a mover and shaker in the lofty realm of incinerating toilets has been a lifelong dream of mine, and I can hardly believe that it has finally happened (wipes tear from eye). Maybe it will all sink in after I get a cease and desist letter from Incinolet.

My main wish, though, is that I could get Google to drop the link to the story on my old weblog. Most people click that link, to no surprise, instead of the indented one that links to the story on this weblog. I recently replaced the story on my old weblog with a page that just redirects to the story on this blog.

In case you're curious about the world-wide demand for incinerator toilet info, I get an average of five visitors a day who follow a link to my site after searching on some form of incinerating toilet related criteria.

Posted by Robert at January 12, 2003 07:33 PM | Trackback
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Here's what Robert DIDN'T tell you:

"The waste gases from an incinerator toilet have some odor and, under certain atmospheric conditions, may settle to the ground and be objectionable to occupants or neighbors. There have been reports along lakeshore areas, where temperature inversions are common, of incinerator toilets causing serious odor problems. The firepot requires regular cleaning to remove ashes and other residue and will need to be periodically replaced, depending upon the amount of use."

(see, for example, http://septic.coafes.umn.edu/SystemOptions/Separation.html)

Posted by: Paul on January 13, 2003 05:54 PM

Shhhh, Paul. I told the neighbors that the smell is coming from roadkill on Interstate 80.

With our fine Incinolet brand incinerating toilet, full time use by two people would require only a once or twice a week emptying of the ashpan. As the detailed marketing brochure informs us, "Ash is inorganic, has no plant food value, may be disposed of in garbage can."

Posted by: Robert on January 13, 2003 08:15 PM
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