Which ____ Are You?

I don't know about you, but I can't resist quizzes. Especially ones that purport to reveal some deep, dark inner secrets about the quizzee. Or maybe ones that purport to be nothing more than superficial, cryptic, and a waste of time. Despite the fact that the results of these quizzes usually move me no farther down the path to self awareness and enlightenment, I can't resist them.

So, here are some of the more entertaining quizzes (not to imply that any of them are, in fact, entertaining) I have run across that attempt to use your answers to a series of questions to determine which item, person, or groups of persons in a certain category you are most like. Good luck understanding the questions and the results. I included some of my results.

There used to be a really good quiz on the BBC 60 Seconds site that told you which English Premier League team supporter you were most like, but they removed it. Bloody bastards! For the record, I should be a Middlesbrough supporter.

And here's a few more that don't quite fit the "Which ____ Are You?" pattern, but are worth mentioning here, mainly because I'm too lazy to create a separate page.

If these lists didn't exhaust your threshold for wasted time on the web, try this Google query to waste even more time looking for other quizzes. Or check out some IQ and Personality tests. And while SelectSmart has a large number of "selectors", most of the ones I checked out were incredibly lame.