
The top Presidential mullet of all time has to be the thing that appears to be attacking the back of James K. Polk’s neck. Clearly a trendsetter, Polk made the move for the mullet about 150 years before it became the hot style of the 1970′s. Polk’s many other amazing feats included, …, uh, being elected President, I guess. Maybe he did other amazing stuff that rivals the invention of the mullet, but I was apparently absent from school the day they must have checked Polk off the list.
I discovered the majesty that was Polk’s stunning, keratinous mop while browsing through the beauties at Rate My Mullet. While Rate My Mullet has a nice array of mullets, my favorite site for juicy mullets is still the classic Mullets Galore.












May 4th, 2005 at 11:30 am
Take it from the band “They Might Be Giants” — this guy was a winner…
James K Polk by They Might Be Giants
In 1844, the Democrats were split The three nominees for the presidential candidate Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist James Buchanan, a moderate Louis Cass, a general and expansionist From Nashville came a dark horse riding up He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump Austere, severe, he held few people dear His oratory filled his foes with fear The factions soon agreed He’s just the man we need To bring about victory Fulfill our manifest destiny And annex the land the Mexicans command And when the vote was cast the winner was Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump In four short years he met his every goal He seized the whole southwest from Mexico Made sure the tarriffs fell And made the English sell the Oregon territory He built an independent treasury Having done all this he sought no second term But precious few have mourned the passing of Mister James K. Polk, our eleventh president Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump
March 14th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Dude, I had to do a project on a president and I chose James K. Polk because he had a mullet. I’m glad other people have noticed. Lol, I’m definately adding this into my project
April 20th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
Hey I am doing a project on James K. Polk and I cannot find his favorite food anywhere
April 20th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Please help me someone if you know his favorite food